The Koala and the Little Lizard
A koala is sitting up a gumtree smoking a joint when a little lizard
walks past and looks up and says « Hey Koala! What are you doing? »
The koala says: « Smoking a joint, come up and have some. »
So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they
have a few joints.
After a while the little lizard says his mouth is ‘dry’ and is going
to get a drink from the river.
But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and
falls into the river.
A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps
him to the side, then asks the little lizard: « What’s the matter with you? »
The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting
smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell
into the river while taking a drink.
The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain
forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he
looks up and says « Hey you! »
So the koala looks down at him and says:
« Faaaaarrrrk dude……. how much water did you drink?!! »
😆 😆 😆 😆 😆
, le il y a 18 années et 2 mois.
