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The World’s stupidest signs

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    Wearing this garnment does not enable you to fly (child’s Superman costume)

    Ice cream toilet (on a campsite)

    Caution: automatic door, push to operate

    Thursday night potluck supper. Prayers and medication to follow

    No purchase necessary, details inside (snack wrapper)

    The Town Hall is closed until opening. It will remain closed after being opened.

    Slow cattle crossing. No overtaking for the next 10 yrs.

    One hour photos ready in 20 min

    Warning high in sodium (salt container)

    Safety first. Please put on your seat belt and prepare for accident (Japanese taxi)

    We can repair anything (please knock hard on the door-the bell doesn’t work)

    Toilet out of order. Please une floor below.

    When you can.t see this sign, it is under water.

    Wanted: ejection seat tester. Involves a small amount of travelling.

    Wanted unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produice at night (on a farm)

    No children allowed (US maternity ward)

    For indoor and outdoor use only

    We unblock your constipation with our fingers (reflexology centre)

    Elephants please stay in your car (safari park)

    Sale of lost and unclaimed property: umbrellas, handbags, briefcases, overcoats, abandonned children…

    We exchange anything, bicycles… why not bringing your wife along and get a wonderful bargain?

    Warning, may cause drowsiness (packet of sleeping tablets)

    Our shoes making walking tiring

    Danger! Public must note, to kill babies, insert them head into bag carefully. Thank you (plastic cover of a child’s surfboard)

    Product will be hot after heating

    For sale, caravan’s eggs

    The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free but the bull charges.

    For anyone who has children but doesn’t know it, there is a creche on the 1st floor.

    Not to be used as protection from a tornado (blanket from Taiwan)

    Remember, oblets in the mirror are actually behind you (on a helmet mounted mirror used by US cyclists)

    This product not tested on animals (NZ insect spray)

    We repair what your husband fixed

    Open other end (some bottles’ bottom of Coca Cola)

    For sale buy owner

    Eat here, get gas free (US service station)

    You have no reason to try our best restaurant

    Sea food brought in by customers will not be entertained

    Warning! Do not drive whilst using this product (packet of condoms)

    Jesus is coming! No bingo on Sunday

    Customers who find our waiting staff rude should see the manager

    Auto repair service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once and you will never go anywhere again.

    Wanted: man to take care of cow thatdoes not smoke or drink

    For rent: 6 rooms hated appartment

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